Kitty Heaven

14 Oct
A cat died and went to Heaven.  God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years.  Anything you want is yours for the asking.’  The cat thought for a minute and said “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a nice fluffy pillow to sleep on.  God said “Say no more” and instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer He made to the cat. The mice said “We have had to run all our lives from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would never have to run again”.  God answered “It is done”.  All the mice then had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.  He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.  God gently awakened the cat and asked “Is everything OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?”  The cat replied “Oh, it is wonderful here! I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so nice and fluffy and those little Meals on Wheel you’ve been sending are delicious!”

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